- ethugtxt

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just fyi: I have relatives from not so far back that were nimibian tribesman. they happen to have fought lions just to become warriors. I dont know what you know about lions but they aren't like your average cat. I bet you would absolutely shit yourself if you ever saw a real life lion.. especially if you were only holding a sharpened stick and you were naked. come talk to me when some of your family members have gone on the zambutu bibjano; aka the trial of life. until you have done half the shit that they have maybe you shouldnt even talk to me like this. I know you think you're hard and shit but guess what pal.. u arent'. now go grow some namibian genes and we'll talk about this shit for real

Go take a flying f*ck at a rolling doughnut

What do you mean what?

you really need to be careful how you talk about me on the forum, i dont appreciate it. tone down the disrespect, i dont know where you're from but where im from we dont tolerate that. dont even reply to this, just keep your mouth shut. consider yourself warned.

I just stole your car, set fire to your couch, humped your girlfriend, ate your last piece of pizza, drank your last beer, shit on your coat, called your father a dingle berry, smeared KY jelly all over your toilet seat, called the police and told them you were mean to me, broke your calculator, made a flip book out of your post-it notes, wrote obscene messages on your driveway in sidewalk chalk, mixed up all your dress socks so you have one navy blue and one black one, left your refrigerator door open, left your freezer door open, left your front door open, asked your priest to excommunicate you, rifled through your mail but didn't find anything interesting so I put it back, switched your calender with a 1996 one, changed your screen saver to the windows logo, switched all your clocks back 1 hour, licked all your stamps and put them on the ceiling of your stolen car, made a random post trying to make you cry, invited twelve stray cats into your place and watching the sit on the burning couch, run up your long distance bill asking china if they really loved white rice, played darts with your neighbor, the dart board was the side of your house, I won, vacuumed your carpet then dumped the bag on your bed, set your bed on fire to watch the dust burn, it wasn't that interesting so I took a fire extinguisher and put it out, watched the couch burn some more cats, invited a stray dog over to chase the burning cats, got hungry again after eating your last piece of pizza so I ordered another one, its in your refrigerator but the doors still open, called your work and told them you died in a horrible gay experiment, told the same thing to your dad.

I laugh at peasants who drink alcohol while clubbing Do you realize how beta you look by standing around with a beer held to your chest? it signals that you're common and uninteresting, and girls wont even look twice at you if you're adopting this classic loser pose. You might as well be wearing a tshirt that says "alcohol makes me less awkward" Classy men drink energy drinks (red bull for the 1%ers) while clubbing. it makes you stand out from the crowd, shows you're not afraid of public opinion, and actually enhances your mind and your wit instead of dulling it. you'll radiate maturity and confidence, which will be in stark contrast to 90% of the other guys there. The absolute highest quality girls in the club will go for the guy who is enjoying an extreme branded caffeinated beverage, savoring the taste and being at peace with his surroundings while 100% sober. High quality girls will likely be into either yoga or working out, and they will value that you take care of your body by choosing energy over a toxin. If you're a frustrated DOAer and you haven't tried this route already, its about time you did.

"If I ever see you on craiglist again...ever, I am going to make sure you never sell shit again online from the ass whooping I am going to give you. I am sick and tired of phaggots like you posting shit on craiglist and when it comes down to selling shit, you flake. So listen here ASSCLOWN. If I ever see you advertise one more thing on here, I am going to personally find you and beat the living shit out of you. I'm going to make sure you have a reason not to sell shit on craiglist ever again. You'll be in a wheelchair the rest of your life wondering where you went wrong. If I ever hear of you on here...you better make sure you move states. Because if I find you...like I said...I'll be sure to give you a reason to flake and not to make it to my doorstep with whatever it is you are selling ****.

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You are about as entertaining as a child's inflatable punching toy. You bop it, it springs back, you bop it again and you forget it ever existed. It slowly deflates in an unused corner, then one day you throw it away. There's nothing wrong with you that couldn't be cured with a little Prozac and a polo mallet, or, better yet, suicide. Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if you weren't afflicted with mental retardation; if your weren't so fat that when you stand on the weighing scale, it reads: "Sorry, we don't weigh livestock.", or if you didn't have a face like a bulldog chewing a stinging nettle while taking a constipated dump in a heat wave. Who am I kidding? You would. In future, wake up the dozy peglegged hamster operating that wheel-powered brain of yours before you start typing.

Motherfucker I've backed up more miles than you've gone forward and pissed more coffee than you've burnt diesel, take a seat, junior. You're a fucking imbecile. In a large vehicle you should have been prepared for the merge that you knew was coming and been in the correct Lane long before it became an issue. You are a bully, a criminal, and a danger to others on the road. There's no excuse for what you did. You wouldn't make a good pimple on a real truck drivers ass.

Hey dipshit!

Suddenly every mp3 on the intarnets is no longer an mp3 or just a regular old file, its a cumtastic podcast. If you were gay enough to buy into stupid pretty white DIGITAL AUDIO PLAYERS that they don't even want you playing mp3's on, then now you can get in a big circle with all your friends and celebrate how unique and esoteric your crap DAP is, and how your also propably dumb enough to drive a beetle.

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What's green and says "Hey, i'm a frog"? A talking frog.

Listen, I don't know where you are from, but where I'm from we HIT BITCHES LIKE YOU. That's right, no disrespect needed. No toning down required. Just straight bitch slaps and choking. If we meet, I'm slapping your shit on sight.

Oh the Bliss! When I walk into Claire's and say i hate Justin Bieber and 1 Direction and everyone glares at me... Muahahahaha! and then proceed to buy gay pride things.

Did I just write, that makes me your bitch? XD Best day ever. Hey any girls want me as their bitch? All you gotta do is let me pierce your sweet virgin ass with my PENIIIIIIIIIS!!!!!! Pussy is okay too, but not mouth, for blowjobs you gotta be at least three of you, you need to be hot, and fight over my cock like genuinely, like "HEY ITS MY TURN NOW! I WANT THE WHOLE OF IT! HEY! YOU SAID I COULD HAVE THE SAUCE THIS TIME You know etc, you done it thousands of times you little scanks you... WITH MEEEE! Still love ya though ;) I AM CAPTAAAAIN VAAAAA.... GIIIINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! Or Nero the Moral Man, works too, its not my superhero name anymore, because I saved the world like 10.000 times in secrecy (because I enter those red telephone boxes which are only in museums now) And I fought SEX LUTHOR! The femme fatale that thought she could ENDURE SEX LONGER THAN I! SHE WON! EVERYBODY WIIIIINS! EEEVERYOBODYY WIIIIIIISH! Well she used Dicktonite on me so it does not count, then I inserted my cock into the sun, and SHE GOT AN ORGAMS THAT SUCKED ALL MY... CCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM Into her vagina and... Fuck I am gonna be a dad... NEEEEEVEEEEEER! Anyway, threats I am a thug, AND I AM GOING TO BECOME YOUR BITCH! DO YOU HEAR ME MASTER! YOUUUUR BITCH!

One ma cuzins assosicated wif de lifestyle that pac wuz livin n he wuz in gangz all dat stupid shit duirn de time; what really happend in vegas that day wuz it wuznt orlando anderzons stupid uncle that did de hit; it wuz another batch of de cripz a nigga by de name of flow hoo wuz sittin in de passenger seat den de car raced down thru de right side of de street after de hit wuz dun deze niggaz seen newz report thought that pac wuznt gunna die n den dey got another batch of niggaz 2 call death-row tellin em pac guna get finisbhed off. after dey did de hit they thought pac uz gunna live n dey were scared truth wuz comin out, unfortunate pac didnt make it. the reazon 4 de hit wuz cuz of jealously n hate deze niggaz knew pac wuz at mGM grand thru orlando anderson gettin his ass whooped n they juz thought it wld b a perfect plot 2 take him dwn. ma cuzin iz frm da street n diz iz de real deal orlando anderson iz a fukin pussy dat pac blew out buh flow wuz de true shooter flow got popped 6 yearz ago dead.. de nigga dat shot pac pac didnt kno him n had no hate t0ward him it wuz jealouz fueled hit, n they got dere man. pacs been dead and diz iz de truth comin rii frm the streets.

what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul

Why did the blonde drown in the pool? Because a person tied an anvil to her leg and dropped it in the deep end of the pool.

WTF FAGGOT I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU YOU FUCKING FAGGOT ASS GAY PANSIE LOL FUCKIN POS ILL FUCKIN CUT OFF YOUR COCK AND RAM IT DOWN YOUR THROAT WHERE DO U LIVE I'LL COME DO IT RIGHT NOW FUCKING SHITHEAD - SMC Digital

w0000w ashole u thnk dats funni? il kill u feggt. do u evn lift?

im not fooling.. every bitch i see on here talks, but they dont realize they are talking through a computer. i guarantee that more than half of you wouldn't talk to me or others in real life the way you do on here, someone needs to bring this up and i figured i might as well do it before someone else does

ethugtxt

Electronic thug. A pale, pimple faced, skinny white kid who would most likely burn up if he came into contact with natural sunlight. Spends all of his time threatening people over the internet to compensate for his lack of a life and hatred of humanity for not accepting him.