- ethugtxt

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Listen, I don't know where you are from, but where I'm from we HIT BITCHES LIKE YOU. That's right, no disrespect needed. No toning down required. Just straight bitch slaps and choking. If we meet, I'm slapping your shit on sight.

Suddenly every mp3 on the intarnets is no longer an mp3 or just a regular old file, its a cumtastic podcast. If you were gay enough to buy into stupid pretty white DIGITAL AUDIO PLAYERS that they don't even want you playing mp3's on, then now you can get in a big circle with all your friends and celebrate how unique and esoteric your crap DAP is, and how your also propably dumb enough to drive a beetle.

Check out CarVideos for some cool car videos or I'm going to knock you out, fool.

Bitch please. I'm apart of an organization of dangerous, so secret, and so elite that the only time you're ever going to hear about it is during the last few moments of your life while I cut your heart and eat it with some garlic and olive oil. I've hunted over a thousand dangerous game with my trusty .450 Dakota. Ever shot a truck sized target with a .450 Dakota, boy? That shit turns into pink mist. I could snap your neck without even touching you and your would stop in your tracks taking one look into my steely gaze. I'm just the pinnacle of godliness, so come at me.

just fyi: I have relatives from not so far back that were nimibian tribesman. they happen to have fought lions just to become warriors. I dont know what you know about lions but they aren't like your average cat. I bet you would absolutely shit yourself if you ever saw a real life lion.. especially if you were only holding a sharpened stick and you were naked. come talk to me when some of your family members have gone on the zambutu bibjano; aka the trial of life. until you have done half the shit that they have maybe you shouldnt even talk to me like this. I know you think you're hard and shit but guess what pal.. u arent'. now go grow some namibian genes and we'll talk about this shit for real

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I was just a boy when the infidels came to my village in their Blackhawk helicopters. The infidels fired at the oil fields and they lit up like the eyes of Allah. Burning oil rained down from the sky and cooked everything it touched. I could only hide myself and cry as my goats were consumed by the fiery black liquid death. In the midst of the chaos, I could swear that I heard my goats screaming for help. As quickly as they had come, the infidels were gone. It was on that day I put a jihad on them. And if you don't believe it, then you'd better kill me now, because I'll put a jihad on you, too.

Seriously, if I keep being a total asshole! You are gonna come to my home and I am going to eat your shit while you fuck my mom! YEAH! I AM GONNA BECOME YOUR BITCH! SO WHAT AM I GONNA DO ABOUT THAT HUH? HUUUUH? NOTHING! BECAUSE YOU CAN AND WILL POP A CAP IN MY ASS! YEAH! SO WHAT AM I GONNA DO THEN? PROBABLY SUCK A DICK OR SOMETHING BECAUSE YOU GOT LIKE BLACK BELT IN... MORTAL KOMBAT YEAH! I BET YOU BEAT PEOPLE UP EVERY DAY WHILE I AM A LITTLE NERD BEHIND A KEYBOARD! YEAH THERE IS NOTHING I CAN DO ABOUT IT! I AM A RETARD AND PATHETIC BECAUSE YOU SAID SO! Moral: I get the slight sensation that this is not as threatening of a letter as I thought... BUT FUCK... ME! WHAT DO I KNOW I PIECE OF SHIT! FUCK MY MOTHER! I AM A MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF SHIT! YEAH! HAHAHA! YOU ARE GOING TO KICK MY ASS! AND I AM GONNA BE CRYING LIKE A LITTLE BITCH! AND THERE WONT BE ANYTHING I CAN DO ABOUT IT! Moral: Well this better be good enough, HAH! I AM SO YOUR BITCH NOW! YOUR BITCH!

you just bullied me. bullied me. the greatest hypocracy i have ever seen. i thought this was a caring community that had concern for its own people. you're all bullies. REMEMBER THAT! cowards who can't see beyond a book some other f** wrote that you could've written. you bitches have no confidence to look with your own eyes so you let doctors point your eyes to your shoes. bitchboys and cowardy c hiding behind your keyboards acting like you're all better than me because i dont talk or think like you. my great great grandpa was offered to be king twice and he refused out of morality because being king means people die. my family is better than all of you genetic rejects and i dont get cheeky or brag. this is the love that i come from. this is the standard i was raised on, to care and to love. and i come into a world with no standards and no heart and i feel hate for being cheated each and every time i showed my love in this cold and unloving retentive society and i come for consolidation and you spit on me with your pathetic internet egos. fk you all i hope you all die miserable and lonely you socially deprived bitter losers fk aspies and autistic people you need to get shat on more if you got a problem go out there and do something rather than taking it out on your own kind you f*ing bitches i hate you pieces of sh marketing your website like you care about people. you're just living the live you wish you could live in person on the internet because none of you would speak your minds in person i know autistic people they're all pussies. fk you all all you have is cheek and brainless wit you're all c go fk yourselves. im going to bully every autistic person i meet now. ya you heard me. ive never bullied anyone in my whole life. now im going to bully autistic people because you're all pussies. fk you.

I'm going to ** your with my you ing * sucking * * and then ill rip you a new * you ** I'm going to * and in your cereal then * * * * ** and * ** * so hard you'll cry and ill your * ** weather you like it or not.. .

Whats worse than your christmas tree catching on fire christmas eve? Your christmas tree catching on fire on christmas

Hey dipshit!

What did the white supremacist say to the Jew? "What's the time?"

after telling someone on a forum to stop whining: "motha fukker lemme tell u wot...were i from you say dat shit you get pop capped dropped and then ur whole family git stuck. i got a gat wit hollo points and they all 4 u."

English is your second language, isn't it? You don't have a first. Your post is an orgy of stultifying cacophonous verbal depravity; an exercise in literary impotence, and an offense to all of good taste and decency. It's just as well you can type, for if you had to speak your mind, you'd be speechless. If ignorance were a disability, you'd get the full pension. Anyway, who was talking to you or even taking you under consideration? As Robert Wilensky said: "We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true."

What do you mean what?

"If I ever see you on craiglist again...I'm going to make sure you never sell shit again online. I am sick and tired of phaggots like you posting shit on craiglist and when it comes down to selling shit, you flake. So listen here ASSCLOWN. If I ever see you advertise one more thing on here, I am going to personally find you and beat the living shit out of you. I'm going to make sure you have a reason not to sell shit on craiglist. You'll be in a wheelchair the rest of your life wondering where you went wrong. If I ever hear of you on here...you better make sure you move states. Because if I find you...like I said...I'll be sure to give you a reason not to make it to my doorstep with whatever it is you are selling ****.

"If I ever see you on craiglist again...ever, I am going to make sure you never sell shit again online from the ass whooping I am going to give you. I am sick and tired of phaggots like you posting shit on craiglist and when it comes down to selling shit, you flake. So listen here ASSCLOWN. If I ever see you advertise one more thing on here, I am going to personally find you and beat the living shit out of you. I'm going to make sure you have a reason not to sell shit on craiglist ever again. You'll be in a wheelchair the rest of your life wondering where you went wrong. If I ever hear of you on here...you better make sure you move states. Because if I find you...like I said...I'll be sure to give you a reason to flake and not to make it to my doorstep with whatever it is you are selling ****.

LISTEN KID! IM A 55 YEAR OLD VETERAN SOLDIER! I POP A CAP IN EVERYBODY THAT MESSES WITH ME! SO IF YOU KEEP MESSING WITH ME, I WILL ASK MY MOMMY IF SHE CAN BUY ME A GUN, AND I WILL POP A CAP IN YO ASS!

What's green and says "Hey, i'm a frog"? A talking frog.

I love you.... :D

I laugh at peasants who drink alcohol while clubbing Do you realize how beta you look by standing around with a beer held to your chest? it signals that you're common and uninteresting, and girls wont even look twice at you if you're adopting this classic loser pose. You might as well be wearing a tshirt that says "alcohol makes me less awkward" Classy men drink energy drinks (red bull for the 1%ers) while clubbing. it makes you stand out from the crowd, shows you're not afraid of public opinion, and actually enhances your mind and your wit instead of dulling it. you'll radiate maturity and confidence, which will be in stark contrast to 90% of the other guys there. The absolute highest quality girls in the club will go for the guy who is enjoying an extreme branded caffeinated beverage, savoring the taste and being at peace with his surroundings while 100% sober. High quality girls will likely be into either yoga or working out, and they will value that you take care of your body by choosing energy over a toxin. If you're a frustrated DOAer and you haven't tried this route already, its about time you did.

Smoke Weed Every Day

ethugtxt

Electronic thug. A pale, pimple faced, skinny white kid who would most likely burn up if he came into contact with natural sunlight. Spends all of his time threatening people over the internet to compensate for his lack of a life and hatred of humanity for not accepting him.