"If I ever see you on craiglist again...I'm going to make sure you never sell shit again online. I am sick and tired of phaggots like you posting shit on craiglist and when it comes down to selling shit, you flake. So listen here ASSCLOWN. If I ever see you advertise one more thing on here, I am going to personally find you and beat the living shit out of you. I'm going to make sure you have a reason not to sell shit on craiglist. You'll be in a wheelchair the rest of your life wondering where you went wrong. If I ever hear of you on here...you better make sure you move states. Because if I find you...like I said...I'll be sure to give you a reason not to make it to my doorstep with whatever it is you are selling ****.

Motherf*cker I've backed up more miles than you've gone forward and pissed more coffee than you've burnt diesel, take a seat, junior. You're a fucking imbecile. In a large vehicle you should have been prepared for the merge that you knew was coming and been in the correct Lane long before it became an issue. You are a bully, a criminal, and a danger to others on the road. There's no excuse for what you did. You wouldn't make a good pimple on a real truck drivers ass.

Okay, I'm going to do this the correct way. Shut up or I will beat your ass. Enough said.

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Did I just write, that makes me your bitch? XD Best day ever. Hey any girls want me as their bitch? All you gotta do is let me pierce your sweet virgin ass with my PENIIIIIIIIIS!!!!!! Pussy is okay too, but not mouth, for blowjobs you gotta be at least three of you, you need to be hot, and fight over my cock like genuinely, like "HEY ITS MY TURN NOW! I WANT THE WHOLE OF IT! HEY! YOU SAID I COULD HAVE THE SAUCE THIS TIME You know etc, you done it thousands of times you little scanks you... WITH MEEEE! Still love ya though ;) I AM CAPTAAAAIN VAAAAA.... GIIIINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! Or Nero the Moral Man, works too, its not my superhero name anymore, because I saved the world like 10.000 times in secrecy (because I enter those red telephone boxes which are only in museums now) And I fought SEX LUTHOR! The femme fatale that thought she could ENDURE SEX LONGER THAN I! SHE WON! EVERYBODY WIIIIINS! EEEVERYOBODYY WIIIIIIISH! Well she used Dicktonite on me so it does not count, then I inserted my cock into the sun, and SHE GOT AN ORGAMS THAT SUCKED ALL MY... CCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM Into her vagina and... Fuck I am gonna be a dad... NEEEEEVEEEEEER! Anyway, threats I am a thug, AND I AM GOING TO BECOME YOUR BITCH! DO YOU HEAR ME MASTER! YOUUUUR BITCH!

Step on my foot, and ill break both your legs and ram them up your ass.

you just bullied me. bullied me. the greatest hypocracy i have ever seen. i thought this was a caring community that had concern for its own people. you're all bullies. REMEMBER THAT! cowards who can't see beyond a book some other f**** wrote that you could've written. you bitches have no confidence to look with your own eyes so you let doctors point your eyes to your shoes. bitchboys and cowardy c**** hiding behind your keyboards acting like you're all better than me because i dont talk or think like you. my great great grandpa was offered to be king twice and he refused out of morality because being king means people die. my family is better than all of you genetic rejects and i dont get cheeky or brag. this is the love that i come from. this is the standard i was raised on, to care and to love. and i come into a world with no standards and no heart and i feel hate for being cheated each and every time i showed my love in this cold and unloving retentive society and i come for consolidation and you spit on me with your pathetic internet egos. f**k you all i hope you all die miserable and lonely you socially deprived bitter losers f**k aspies and autistic people you need to get shat on more if you got a problem go out there and do something rather than taking it out on your own kind you f***ing bitches i hate you pieces of sh** marketing your website like you care about people. you're just living the live you wish you could live in person on the internet because none of you would speak your minds in person i know autistic people they're all pussies. f**k you all all you have is cheek and brainless wit you're all c**** go f**k yourselves. im going to bully every autistic person i meet now. ya you heard me. ive never bullied anyone in my whole life. now im going to bully autistic people because you're all pussies. f**k you.

Why did the blonde drown in the pool? Because a person tied an anvil to her leg and dropped it in the deep end of the pool.

LISTEN KID! IM A 55 YEAR OLD VETERAN SOLDIER! I POP A CAP IN EVERYBODY THAT MESSES WITH ME! SO IF YOU KEEP MESSING WITH ME, I WILL ASK MY MOMMY IF SHE CAN BUY ME A GUN, AND I WILL POP A CAP IN YO ASS!

I love you.... :D

DO NOT DRINK AND DRIVE OR YOU MIGHT SPILL THE DRINK. :D Source: Collection of Cool WhatsApp Status

Oh yeah? You think its funny that I dont got arms Just wait until someone rolls my wheelchair to your place and... I will totally INSULT YOU! Yeah... You feeling pretty safe here at Horsehead, yeah! Just you wait... Im saying just you wait! I am so gonna insult you just out of the air!

Whats worse than your christmas tree catching on fire christmas eve? Your christmas tree catching on fire on christmas

YES!! its mostly at night (4am) though. i thought i was the only one. ill click a page, then a white screen. reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, reload, PAGE LOADS!

I saw this when I road in my buddies with 350hp and he switched highways at wot scared tge piss out of me felt as fast other bodies 500hp supra awesome car they are rare hopefully they will bring them back rx8s r ok but I don't like tge rear doors and odd shape and lackbof turbos...

after telling someone on a forum to stop whining: "motha fukker lemme tell u wot...were i from you say dat shit you get pop capped dropped and then ur whole family git stuck. i got a gat wit hollo points and they all 4 u."

Suddenly every mp3 on the intarnets is no longer an mp3 or just a regular old file, its a cumtastic podcast. If you were gay enough to buy into stupid pretty white DIGITAL AUDIO PLAYERS that they don't even want you playing mp3's on, then now you can get in a big circle with all your friends and celebrate how unique and esoteric your crap DAP is, and how your also propably dumb enough to drive a beetle.

The power to fly, but only when you are underwater.

English is your second language, isn't it? You don't have a first. Your post is an orgy of stultifying cacophonous verbal depravity; an exercise in literary impotence, and an offense to all of good taste and decency. It's just as well you can type, for if you had to speak your mind, you'd be speechless. If ignorance were a disability, you'd get the full pension. Anyway, who was talking to you or even taking you under consideration? As Robert Wilensky said: "We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true."

You think you so slick with all your digs at my small Asian penis, but you didn't think this one through because you are no match for my superior Asian brain! I read your IP, mwahaha! My Mac makes job like this no problem. Being Chinese means I am kung-fu, motherbitch, and I about to go all Bruce Lee on your ASS! You need to watch out who you order your chicken chow mein from, because when you hear the glass break, enter the dragon! I come through your window! Ha, we Chinese come up with genius plan for every occasion ... you think you pay me for take-out, but you actually pay me to beat you like little bitch! Do I still have small dick? Huh? I make you eat your own shit! Ho0o0o0o!

I was just a boy when the infidels came to my village in their Blackhawk helicopters. The infidels fired at the oil fields and they lit up like the eyes of Allah. Burning oil rained down from the sky and cooked everything it touched. I could only hide myself and cry as my goats were consumed by the fiery black liquid death. In the midst of the chaos, I could swear that I heard my goats screaming for help. As quickly as they had come, the infidels were gone. It was on that day I put a jihad on them. And if you don't believe it, then you'd better kill me now, because I'll put a jihad on you, too.

Go take a flying f*ck at a rolling doughnut

im not fooling.. every bitch i see on here talks, but they dont realize they are talking through a computer. i guarantee that more than half of you wouldn't talk to me or others in real life the way you do on here, someone needs to bring this up and i figured i might as well do it before someone else does

Listen, I don't know where you are from, but where I'm from we HIT BITCHES LIKE YOU. That's right, no disrespect needed. No toning down required. Just straight bitch slaps and choking. If we meet, I'm slapping your shit on sight.

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Electronic thug. A pale, pimple faced, skinny white kid who would most likely burn up if he came into contact with natural sunlight. Spends all of his time threatening people over the internet to compensate for his lack of a life and hatred of humanity for not accepting him.