- ethugtxt

I was just a boy when the infidels came to my village in their Blackhawk helicopters. The infidels fired at the oil fields and they lit up like the eyes of Allah. Burning oil rained down from the sky and cooked everything it touched. I could only hide myself and cry as my goats were consumed by the fiery black liquid death. In the midst of the chaos, I could swear that I heard my goats screaming for help. As quickly as they had come, the infidels were gone. It was on that day I put a jihad on them. And if you don't believe it, then you'd better kill me now, because I'll put a jihad on you, too.

you really need to be careful how you talk about me on the forum, i dont appreciate it. tone down the disrespect, i dont know where you're from but where im from we dont tolerate that. dont even reply to this, just keep your mouth shut. consider yourself warned.

just fyi: I have relatives from not so far back that were nimibian tribesman. they happen to have fought lions just to become warriors. I dont know what you know about lions but they aren't like your average cat. I bet you would absolutely shit yourself if you ever saw a real life lion.. especially if you were only holding a sharpened stick and you were naked. come talk to me when some of your family members have gone on the zambutu bibjano; aka the trial of life. until you have done half the shit that they have maybe you shouldnt even talk to me like this. I know you think you're hard and shit but guess what pal.. u arent'. now go grow some namibian genes and we'll talk about this shit for real

You think you so slick with all your digs at my small Asian penis, but you didn't think this one through because you are no match for my superior Asian brain! I read your IP, mwahaha! My Mac makes job like this no problem. Being Chinese means I am kung-fu, motherbitch, and I about to go all Bruce Lee on your ASS! You need to watch out who you order your chicken chow mein from, because when you hear the glass break, enter the dragon! I come through your window! Ha, we Chinese come up with genius plan for every occasion ... you think you pay me for take-out, but you actually pay me to beat you like little bitch! Do I still have small dick? Huh? I make you eat your own shit! Ho0o0o0o!

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English is your second language, isn't it? You don't have a first. Your post is an orgy of stultifying cacophonous verbal depravity; an exercise in literary impotence, and an offense to all of good taste and decency. It's just as well you can type, for if you had to speak your mind, you'd be speechless. If ignorance were a disability, you'd get the full pension. Anyway, who was talking to you or even taking you under consideration? As Robert Wilensky said: "We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true."

You are about as entertaining as a child's inflatable punching toy. You bop it, it springs back, you bop it again and you forget it ever existed. It slowly deflates in an unused corner, then one day you throw it away. There's nothing wrong with you that couldn't be cured with a little Prozac and a polo mallet, or, better yet, suicide. Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if you weren't afflicted with mental retardation; if your weren't so fat that when you stand on the weighing scale, it reads: "Sorry, we don't weigh livestock.", or if you didn't have a face like a bulldog chewing a stinging nettle while taking a constipated dump in a heat wave. Who am I kidding? You would. In future, wake up the dozy peglegged hamster operating that wheel-powered brain of yours before you start typing.

Seriously, if I keep being a total asshole! You are gonna come to my home and I am going to eat your shit while you fuck my mom! YEAH! I AM GONNA BECOME YOUR BITCH! SO WHAT AM I GONNA DO ABOUT THAT HUH? HUUUUH? NOTHING! BECAUSE YOU CAN AND WILL POP A CAP IN MY ASS! YEAH! SO WHAT AM I GONNA DO THEN? PROBABLY SUCK A DICK OR SOMETHING BECAUSE YOU GOT LIKE BLACK BELT IN... MORTAL KOMBAT YEAH! I BET YOU BEAT PEOPLE UP EVERY DAY WHILE I AM A LITTLE NERD BEHIND A KEYBOARD! YEAH THERE IS NOTHING I CAN DO ABOUT IT! I AM A RETARD AND PATHETIC BECAUSE YOU SAID SO! Moral: I get the slight sensation that this is not as threatening of a letter as I thought... BUT FUCK... ME! WHAT DO I KNOW I PIECE OF SHIT! FUCK MY MOTHER! I AM A MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF SHIT! YEAH! HAHAHA! YOU ARE GOING TO KICK MY ASS! AND I AM GONNA BE CRYING LIKE A LITTLE BITCH! AND THERE WONT BE ANYTHING I CAN DO ABOUT IT! Moral: Well this better be good enough, HAH! I AM SO YOUR BITCH NOW! YOUR BITCH!

LISTEN KID! IM A 55 YEAR OLD VETERAN SOLDIER! I POP A CAP IN EVERYBODY THAT MESSES WITH ME! SO IF YOU KEEP MESSING WITH ME, I WILL ASK MY MOMMY IF SHE CAN BUY ME A GUN, AND I WILL POP A CAP IN YO ASS!

"If I ever see you on craiglist again...ever, I am going to make sure you never sell shit again online from the ass whooping I am going to give you. I am sick and tired of phaggots like you posting shit on craiglist and when it comes down to selling shit, you flake. So listen here ASSCLOWN. If I ever see you advertise one more thing on here, I am going to personally find you and beat the living shit out of you. I'm going to make sure you have a reason not to sell shit on craiglist ever again. You'll be in a wheelchair the rest of your life wondering where you went wrong. If I ever hear of you on here...you better make sure you move states. Because if I find you...like I said...I'll be sure to give you a reason to flake and not to make it to my doorstep with whatever it is you are selling ****.

If I ever see you on craiglist again...ever! I'm going to make sure you never sell shit again online. I am sick and tired of phaggots like you posting shit on craiglist and when it comes down to selling shit, you flake. So listen here ASSCLOWN. If I ever see you advertise one more thing on here, I am going to personally find you and beat the living shit out of you. I'm going to make sure you have a reason not to sell shit on craiglist. You'll be in a wheelchair the rest of your life wondering where you went wrong. If I ever hear of you on here...you better make sure you move states. Because if I find you...like I said...I'll be sure to give you a reason not to make it to my doorstep with whatever it is you are selling ****. The only things you'll be picking up are the pieces to the wheelchair you are going to be riding the rest of your life off craigslist.

I saw you here after the Superbowl. You know I'm talking about Niner fans in general. Your entire fanbase is all mouth, and then once they lose the game, they're off hiding again, and bragging about their rings from the 1980's as if anyone other than Niner fans cares about that. It's like bragging about having all the New Kids on the Block albums on cassette. As to Stevie Johnson... great trade for the 49ers. No doubt about it. But the games are played during the season. And the 49ers haven't won anything. You all seem to forget who is the Reigning World Champions. Show some respect and save that little boy "yap yap" for the other puppies. This is Big Dog country right here. Y'all are nothin' but pups and you don't scare anyone in Seattle. We've watched the Niners yappin off at the gums for the last 3 years and do NOTHING. Your team isn't even man enough to admit when they get beat down. You haven't earned any respect, and your team is irrelevant to us. We own you. That is fact. Acquiring a great WR doesn't put you in our league. Winning a championship NOW puts you even with us. Until then, you all keep licking our boots and acting tough. It's good for a laugh.

I laugh at peasants who drink alcohol while clubbing Do you realize how beta you look by standing around with a beer held to your chest? it signals that you're common and uninteresting, and girls wont even look twice at you if you're adopting this classic loser pose. You might as well be wearing a tshirt that says "alcohol makes me less awkward" Classy men drink energy drinks (red bull for the 1%ers) while clubbing. it makes you stand out from the crowd, shows you're not afraid of public opinion, and actually enhances your mind and your wit instead of dulling it. you'll radiate maturity and confidence, which will be in stark contrast to 90% of the other guys there. The absolute highest quality girls in the club will go for the guy who is enjoying an extreme branded caffeinated beverage, savoring the taste and being at peace with his surroundings while 100% sober. High quality girls will likely be into either yoga or working out, and they will value that you take care of your body by choosing energy over a toxin. If you're a frustrated DOAer and you haven't tried this route already, its about time you did.

One ma cuzins assosicated wif de lifestyle that pac wuz livin n he wuz in gangz all dat stupid shit duirn de time; what really happend in vegas that day wuz it wuznt orlando anderzons stupid uncle that did de hit; it wuz another batch of de cripz a nigga by de name of flow hoo wuz sittin in de passenger seat den de car raced down thru de right side of de street after de hit wuz dun deze niggaz seen newz report thought that pac wuznt gunna die n den dey got another batch of niggaz 2 call death-row tellin em pac guna get finisbhed off. after dey did de hit they thought pac uz gunna live n dey were scared truth wuz comin out, unfortunate pac didnt make it. the reazon 4 de hit wuz cuz of jealously n hate deze niggaz knew pac wuz at mGM grand thru orlando anderson gettin his ass whooped n they juz thought it wld b a perfect plot 2 take him dwn. ma cuzin iz frm da street n diz iz de real deal orlando anderson iz a fukin pussy dat pac blew out buh flow wuz de true shooter flow got popped 6 yearz ago dead.. de nigga dat shot pac pac didnt kno him n had no hate t0ward him it wuz jealouz fueled hit, n they got dere man. pacs been dead and diz iz de truth comin rii frm the streets.

WTF FAGGOT I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU YOU FUCKING FAGGOT ASS GAY PANSIE LOL FUCKIN POS ILL FUCKIN CUT OFF YOUR COCK AND RAM IT DOWN YOUR THROAT WHERE DO U LIVE I'LL COME DO IT RIGHT NOW FUCKING SHITHEAD - SMC Digital

Oh yeah? You think its funny that I dont got arms Just wait until someone rolls my wheelchair to your place and... I will totally INSULT YOU! Yeah... You feeling pretty safe here at Horsehead, yeah! Just you wait... Im saying just you wait! I am so gonna insult you just out of the air!

Oh the Bliss! When I walk into Claire's and say i hate Justin Bieber and 1 Direction and everyone glares at me... Muahahahaha! and then proceed to buy gay pride things.

DO NOT DRINK AND DRIVE OR YOU MIGHT SPILL THE DRINK. :D Source: Collection of Cool WhatsApp Status

Now my name and fear it, I am Moral Man, your pages, I will spam them, destroy them, your comments will never be seen again! Your mother will get an heart attack from the nasty stuff I type, and then she will read another one... AND DIE! NOW AND FOREVER, I AM MORAL MAN!

w0000w ashole u thnk dats funni? il kill u feggt. do u evn lift?

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

What did the white supremacist say to the Jew? "What's the time?"

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ethugtxt

Electronic thug. A pale, pimple faced, skinny white kid who would most likely burn up if he came into contact with natural sunlight. Spends all of his time threatening people over the internet to compensate for his lack of a life and hatred of humanity for not accepting him.