- ethugtxt

Did I just write, that makes me your bitch? XD Best day ever. Hey any girls want me as their bitch? All you gotta do is let me pierce your sweet virgin ass with my PENIIIIIIIIIS!!!!!! Pussy is okay too, but not mouth, for blowjobs you gotta be at least three of you, you need to be hot, and fight over my cock like genuinely, like "HEY ITS MY TURN NOW! I WANT THE WHOLE OF IT! HEY! YOU SAID I COULD HAVE THE SAUCE THIS TIME You know etc, you done it thousands of times you little scanks you... WITH MEEEE! Still love ya though ;) I AM CAPTAAAAIN VAAAAA.... GIIIINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! Or Nero the Moral Man, works too, its not my superhero name anymore, because I saved the world like 10.000 times in secrecy (because I enter those red telephone boxes which are only in museums now) And I fought SEX LUTHOR! The femme fatale that thought she could ENDURE SEX LONGER THAN I! SHE WON! EVERYBODY WIIIIINS! EEEVERYOBODYY WIIIIIIISH! Well she used Dicktonite on me so it does not count, then I inserted my cock into the sun, and SHE GOT AN ORGAMS THAT SUCKED ALL MY... CCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM Into her vagina and... Fuck I am gonna be a dad... NEEEEEVEEEEEER! Anyway, threats I am a thug, AND I AM GOING TO BECOME YOUR BITCH! DO YOU HEAR ME MASTER! YOUUUUR BITCH!

"If I ever see you on craiglist again...ever, I am going to make sure you never sell shit again online from the ass whooping I am going to give you. I am sick and tired of phaggots like you posting shit on craiglist and when it comes down to selling shit, you flake. So listen here ASSCLOWN. If I ever see you advertise one more thing on here, I am going to personally find you and beat the living shit out of you. I'm going to make sure you have a reason not to sell shit on craiglist ever again. You'll be in a wheelchair the rest of your life wondering where you went wrong. If I ever hear of you on here...you better make sure you move states. Because if I find you...like I said...I'll be sure to give you a reason to flake and not to make it to my doorstep with whatever it is you are selling ****.

Hey dipshit!

What do you mean what?

For your information, asshole, I have seen a lion. And not one of your crap ass queen of the jungle homoerotic pussy-cat lions. A real lion, with fangs and horns and wings and shit. Don't pull your fucking weird ass african voodoo hypnosis crap on me when you don't even know wtf you're talking about. Watch the Brunette Babe spit it out on XERQ: https://xerq.io/threads/366530-The-XERQ-Video-SNWS?utm_source=XERQ-Hot-Threads&utm_campaign=XERQ-Hot-Threads&utm_medium=homepage

"If I ever see you on craiglist again...I'm going to make sure you never sell shit again online. I am sick and tired of phaggots like you posting shit on craiglist and when it comes down to selling shit, you flake. So listen here ASSCLOWN. If I ever see you advertise one more thing on here, I am going to personally find you and beat the living shit out of you. I'm going to make sure you have a reason not to sell shit on craiglist. You'll be in a wheelchair the rest of your life wondering where you went wrong. If I ever hear of you on here...you better make sure you move states. Because if I find you...like I said...I'll be sure to give you a reason not to make it to my doorstep with whatever it is you are selling ****.

The power to fly, but only when you are underwater.

im not fooling.. every bitch i see on here talks, but they dont realize they are talking through a computer. i guarantee that more than half of you wouldn't talk to me or others in real life the way you do on here, someone needs to bring this up and i figured i might as well do it before someone else does

If I ever see you on craiglist again...ever! I'm going to make sure you never sell shit again online. I am sick and tired of phaggots like you posting shit on craiglist and when it comes down to selling shit, you flake. So listen here ASSCLOWN. If I ever see you advertise one more thing on here, I am going to personally find you and beat the living shit out of you. I'm going to make sure you have a reason not to sell shit on craiglist. You'll be in a wheelchair the rest of your life wondering where you went wrong. If I ever hear of you on here...you better make sure you move states. Because if I find you...like I said...I'll be sure to give you a reason not to make it to my doorstep with whatever it is you are selling ****. The only things you'll be picking up are the pieces to the wheelchair you are going to be riding the rest of your life off craigslist.

What did the goofoff say to the serious person? Why so serious¿

How do you keep a blonde entertained? A flash light and string.

Seriously, if I keep being a total asshole! You are gonna come to my home and I am going to eat your shit while you fuck my mom! YEAH! I AM GONNA BECOME YOUR BITCH! SO WHAT AM I GONNA DO ABOUT THAT HUH? HUUUUH? NOTHING! BECAUSE YOU CAN AND WILL POP A CAP IN MY ASS! YEAH! SO WHAT AM I GONNA DO THEN? PROBABLY SUCK A DICK OR SOMETHING BECAUSE YOU GOT LIKE BLACK BELT IN... MORTAL KOMBAT YEAH! I BET YOU BEAT PEOPLE UP EVERY DAY WHILE I AM A LITTLE NERD BEHIND A KEYBOARD! YEAH THERE IS NOTHING I CAN DO ABOUT IT! I AM A RETARD AND PATHETIC BECAUSE YOU SAID SO! Moral: I get the slight sensation that this is not as threatening of a letter as I thought... BUT FUCK... ME! WHAT DO I KNOW I PIECE OF SHIT! FUCK MY MOTHER! I AM A MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF SHIT! YEAH! HAHAHA! YOU ARE GOING TO KICK MY ASS! AND I AM GONNA BE CRYING LIKE A LITTLE BITCH! AND THERE WONT BE ANYTHING I CAN DO ABOUT IT! Moral: Well this better be good enough, HAH! I AM SO YOUR BITCH NOW! YOUR BITCH!

One ma cuzins assosicated wif de lifestyle that pac wuz livin n he wuz in gangz all dat stupid shit duirn de time; what really happend in vegas that day wuz it wuznt orlando anderzons stupid uncle that did de hit; it wuz another batch of de cripz a nigga by de name of flow hoo wuz sittin in de passenger seat den de car raced down thru de right side of de street after de hit wuz dun deze niggaz seen newz report thought that pac wuznt gunna die n den dey got another batch of niggaz 2 call death-row tellin em pac guna get finisbhed off. after dey did de hit they thought pac uz gunna live n dey were scared truth wuz comin out, unfortunate pac didnt make it. the reazon 4 de hit wuz cuz of jealously n hate deze niggaz knew pac wuz at mGM grand thru orlando anderson gettin his ass whooped n they juz thought it wld b a perfect plot 2 take him dwn. ma cuzin iz frm da street n diz iz de real deal orlando anderson iz a fukin pussy dat pac blew out buh flow wuz de true shooter flow got popped 6 yearz ago dead.. de nigga dat shot pac pac didnt kno him n had no hate t0ward him it wuz jealouz fueled hit, n they got dere man. pacs been dead and diz iz de truth comin rii frm the streets.

Why did the blonde drown in the pool? Because a person tied an anvil to her leg and dropped it in the deep end of the pool.

I just stole your car, set fire to your couch, humped your girlfriend, ate your last piece of pizza, drank your last beer, shit on your coat, called your father a dingle berry, smeared KY jelly all over your toilet seat, called the police and told them you were mean to me, broke your calculator, made a flip book out of your post-it notes, wrote obscene messages on your driveway in sidewalk chalk, mixed up all your dress socks so you have one navy blue and one black one, left your refrigerator door open, left your freezer door open, left your front door open, asked your priest to excommunicate you, rifled through your mail but didn't find anything interesting so I put it back, switched your calender with a 1996 one, changed your screen saver to the windows logo, switched all your clocks back 1 hour, licked all your stamps and put them on the ceiling of your stolen car, made a random post trying to make you cry, invited twelve stray cats into your place and watching the sit on the burning couch, run up your long distance bill asking china if they really loved white rice, played darts with your neighbor, the dart board was the side of your house, I won, vacuumed your carpet then dumped the bag on your bed, set your bed on fire to watch the dust burn, it wasn't that interesting so I took a fire extinguisher and put it out, watched the couch burn some more cats, invited a stray dog over to chase the burning cats, got hungry again after eating your last piece of pizza so I ordered another one, its in your refrigerator but the doors still open, called your work and told them you died in a horrible gay experiment, told the same thing to your dad.

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Listen, I don't know where you are from, but where I'm from we HIT BITCHES LIKE YOU. That's right, no disrespect needed. No toning down required. Just straight bitch slaps and choking. If we meet, I'm slapping your shit on sight.

You think you so slick with all your digs at my small Asian penis, but you didn't think this one through because you are no match for my superior Asian brain! I read your IP, mwahaha! My Mac makes job like this no problem. Being Chinese means I am kung-fu, motherbitch, and I about to go all Bruce Lee on your ASS! You need to watch out who you order your chicken chow mein from, because when you hear the glass break, enter the dragon! I come through your window! Ha, we Chinese come up with genius plan for every occasion ... you think you pay me for take-out, but you actually pay me to beat you like little bitch! Do I still have small dick? Huh? I make you eat your own shit! Ho0o0o0o!

I love you.... :D

I was just a boy when the infidels came to my village in their Blackhawk helicopters. The infidels fired at the oil fields and they lit up like the eyes of Allah. Burning oil rained down from the sky and cooked everything it touched. I could only hide myself and cry as my goats were consumed by the fiery black liquid death. In the midst of the chaos, I could swear that I heard my goats screaming for help. As quickly as they had come, the infidels were gone. It was on that day I put a jihad on them. And if you don't believe it, then you'd better kill me now, because I'll put a jihad on you, too.

w0000w ashole u thnk dats funni? il kill u feggt. do u evn lift?

"If I ever see you on craiglist again...I'm going to make sure you never sell shit again online. I am sick and tired of phaggots like you posting shit on craiglist and when it comes down to selling shit, you flake. So listen here ASSCLOWN. If I ever see you advertise one more thing on here, I am going to personally find you and beat the living shit out of you. I'm going to make sure you have a reason not to sell shit on craiglist. You'll be in a wheelchair the rest of your life wondering where you went wrong. If I ever hear of you on here...you better make sure you move states. Because if I find you...like I said...I'll be sure to give you a reason not to make it to my doorstep with whatever it is you are selling ****.

Bitch please. I'm apart of an organization of dangerous, so secret, and so elite that the only time you're ever going to hear about it is during the last few moments of your life while I cut your heart and eat it with some garlic and olive oil. I've hunted over a thousand dangerous game with my trusty .450 Dakota. Ever shot a truck sized target with a .450 Dakota, boy? That shit turns into pink mist. I could snap your neck without even touching you and your would stop in your tracks taking one look into my steely gaze. I'm just the pinnacle of godliness, so come at me.

ethugtxt

Electronic thug. A pale, pimple faced, skinny white kid who would most likely burn up if he came into contact with natural sunlight. Spends all of his time threatening people over the internet to compensate for his lack of a life and hatred of humanity for not accepting him.